- Directed by: Guerilla Metropolitana
- Written by: Guerilla Metropolitana
- Stars: Marie Antoinette de Robespierre, Juicy X, Elekta McBride
- Run Time: 1 Hour, 7 Minutes
- Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6Tom45bzq0
Spoiler-Free Judgment Zone
This movie isn’t really horror even though it was sent to us as a horror screener and IMDB.com lists the genre only as horror. It’s a grainy, grindhouse, pornographic work with two women having sex and the director joining in the action as well – while various random sound effects and music play. It’s presented as “real,” and not fully consensual. It didn’t do anything for either of us.
Spoilery Synopsis
We open with a long text explanation about the making of the film, and how the wife of a famous televangelist was a big part of financing the movie– on the condition that she be in the film in a small role. This is a view of what goes on in a situation like that. How far can a filmmaker’s freedom go?
“Juicy X” comes on screen and explains that her name is a pseudonym. She talks about working with the director in a previous film, and he put cameras in very odd places. She also talks about her charity work, helping women in need in addition to being an actress, part time. She thanks the director and Mrs. Elektra McBride for financing the film.
We watch various scenes of Juicy X doing mundane things around the house. The camera follows her around the house like a stalker. At least until she beats up the camera.
We then cut to a much grainier film where Juicy appears to beat up a hooker. We then cut to Elektra McBridge phoning in her part of the film; she’s naked and covering her face on an iPhone screen as she watches Juicy do things to the woman. Juicy then uses a giant dildo and other sex toys on the unconscious prostitute. This goes on for quite a while.
“Look! A butterfly!”
Someone beats on the door, and we’re back to black and white. Juicy gets rid of the person at the door and then has a snack. OK, back to the assault upstairs.
Eventually, the director makes Juicy stop and takes his turn with the woman on the bed. Eventually, Juicy returns and does more bad things to the woman as the director (the actual director) masturbates to what he sees.
After about an hour of this, the cleaner comes to the door and starts to clean up the mess. The director knocks her down and gives her more of the same. Then the movie ends.
Brian’s Commentary
I don’t get it.
We went into this one blind other than reading the blurb. Turns out, it’s “Skinamarink meets porn,” according to Kevin, and he nailed it. The visuals are all “experimental,” but it’s basically a BBW porn film. We don’t see anything in enough detail for it to really be porn, but that seems to be the vibe that it’s going for.
The visuals are variable: it starts out in black and white, moves on to grainy 70s-style film, and then alternates between the two.
The sound track ranges from very cool to highly obnoxious, so there’s something here to offend everyone. The regular bleeping and feedback sounds are really annoying and go on for far too long. It’s pointlessly obnoxious.
I’m at a loss as to what the point of even making something like is. It’s not porn, it’s not horror, it’s just… a waste of an hour. I’m not sure if I’d go so far as to say “worst of the year,” but it’s certainly on the short list.
Kevin’s Commentary
Well, that happened. I mostly watched it and didn’t play around with other things on my computer while it was on. There wasn’t really a plot or story. I don’t have a lot to add to it that Brian didn’t already say in his commentary. It failed to entertain me.