Thankskilling (2009) Review
Gobble, Gobble, mothefucker!
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Blood Freak (1972) Review
“This Bible stuff is really a drag“
Tod Browning’s Freaks (1932) Review
Director: Tod BrowningWriters: Clarence Aaron ‘Tod’ Robbins, Willis GoldbeckStars: Wallace Ford, Leila Hyams, Olga Baclanova1 Hour, 4 Minutes Amazon Link: [https://amzn.to/2WxguCw] Freaks (1932) Synopsis First, a non-PC note. I am going to refer to most of the cast of the film as “freaks” because, well, that’s the title of the movie, and it’s what…
The Phantom of the Opera (1962) Review
Director: Terence FisherWriters: Anthony Hinds, Gaston LerouxStars: Herbert Lom, Heather Sears, Edward de Souza 1 Hour, 24 Minutes Amazon Link: https://amzn.to/2WxFxWh Synopsis We start out underground with a dwarf watching a man in a mask play the organ. Credits roll. Phantom of the Opera by Hammer Films, 1962 It’s the first performance of a…
The Fare (2019) Review
Harris: “It’s sad.”
Penny: “Love stories usually are.”
Mystery of Edwin Drood (1935) Review
Director: Stuart WalkerWriters: Leopold Atlas, John L. BalderstonStars: Claude Rains, Douglass Montgomery, Heather Ange1 Hour, 27 Minutes Amazon Link: https://amzn.to/2N8eEFl Synopsis We start out with Jasper having a bad dream about a bunch of people in a church. He wakes up, and we see that he’s in an opium den. He leaves, and…
Morbid Stories (2019) Review
Directors: Asif Akbar, Will DevokeesWriters: Asif Akbar, Phil HermanStars: Courtney Akbar, Krystal Pixie Adams, Tyree Cobbins1 Hour, 17 Minutes Amazon Link: https://amzn.to/34nfjIF Morbid Stories Anthology (2019) Synopsis A girl, Candy, cooks bacon and eggs for…
Thirst / Bakjwi (2009) Review
Director: Chan-wook ParkWriters: Émile Zola, Chan-wook ParkStars: Kang-ho Song, Ok-bin Kim, Hee-jin Choi 2 Hours, 15 Minutes Amazon Link: https://amzn.to/2PpziSI Synopsis A priest, Sang-hyun, comes into the hospital room to visit a dying man. The…
A Serbian Film (2010) Review
Director: Srdjan Spasojevic Writers: Aleksandar Radivojevic, Srdjan Spasojevic Stars: Srdjan ‘Zika’ Todorovic, Sergej Trifunovic, Jelena Gavrilovic 1 Hour, 44 Minuntes Link: https://amzn.to/31wjHDh A Serbian Film (2010) Synopsis Note: This is mostly clean review, but all…
Night Creatures (1962) Review aka Captain Clegg Review
Director: Peter Graham Scott Writers: Anthony Hinds, Barbara S. Harper Stars: Peter Cushing, Yvonne Romain, Patrick Allen 1 Hour, 27 Minites Link: https://amzn.to/2PlyNt8 Synopsis Spoilers Ahead We start aboard a ship in 1776. A crewman…
Secret of the Blue Room (1933) Review
Director: Kurt Neumann Writers: Erich Philippi, William Hurlbut Stars: Lionel Atwill, Gloria Stuart, Paul Lukas 1 Hour, 6 Minutes Amazon Link: https://amzn.to/366gOMZ Secret of the Blue Room (1933) Synopsis A group of guests gather for…
Grotesque (2009) Review
Director: Kôji Shiraishi Writer: Kôji Shiraishi Stars: Kotoha Hiroyama, Hiroaki Kawatsure, Shigeo Ôsako 1 Hour, 13 Minutes Link: https://amzn.to/2BF1QQl Grotesque (2009) Synopsis A couple is walking alone, and a man gets out of a van…